May
WHERE MY DINNER?!
Three times a week, I take LittleDude to his Tae Kwon Do lesson. The moment we get home, I cook up a frozen Chicken Cordon Bleu, cut it up and put it into a plastic container, and LittleDude eats that for dinner while MiniMe takes her Tae Kwon Do lesson.
Usually, the kids’ Tae Kwon Do master comes over and steals a couple pieces of LittleDude’s dinner. It’s become a running joke. When we’re leaving LittleDude’s class, Master asks him if he’ll be coming back that evening and if he’ll have dinner. Of course, it started out asking if he’ll be bringing food, and evolved into Master asking, “You’ll bring my dinner?”
LittleDude thinks it’s funny, and usually tries to hide the food.
Yesterday was the same as always until LittleDude and I got home from his class. We discovered SoundGuy was home early from work. I made up LittleDude’s chicken, but when it came time to leave, he declared he wanted to stay home with his dad while MiniMe and I went back to the martial arts school.
We walked in the door and Master greeted MiniMe, he greeted me, then he greeted LittleDude. Except LittleDude wasn’t there. After grilling me about LittleDude’s whereabouts, he asked me for our home phone number and then he called LittleDude.
“WHERE MY DINNER?” he yelled into the phone (he’s Korean, so the accent sounds a little funny sometimes).
I’m so disappointed I was only able to hear one side of the conversation — I would love to have heard LittleDude’s initial reaction. I did, however, hear the reactions of everybody in the school. And after that initial outburst, it was hard to hear anything Master said over all the laughing.
Including mine.
If I’m not mistaken, the conversation ended with LittleDude promising Master extra chicken tonight.










, mind you), I had to type in all 29 pages of the ms.
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But I figured a Five for Friday with my type of fun was in order.